oh god the rape fog is back!
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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