Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
