My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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