I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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