quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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