So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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