Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
