Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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