Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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