If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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