I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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