We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
These tits shall not be calmed
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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