thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
North Korea, Best Korea!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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