she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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