I molested 6 butterflies tonight
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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