Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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