my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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