she smelled like a LAN party
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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