Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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