apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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