Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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