I feel like I'm in dance class right now
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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