i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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