Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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