Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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