I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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