think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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