Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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