Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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