she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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