my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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