I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
