carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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