its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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