so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize