Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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