Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize