His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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