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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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