I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Found your dick twin last night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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