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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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