i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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