He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
