After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
