Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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