Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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