Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
In other news, I just burned my penis
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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