Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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