I didn't shave. On purpose
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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