We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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