Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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