this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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