Moan for me like Helen Keller
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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